absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!! Not to mention all...
thefrenchshipmutiny: thisis-my-note: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts “Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers “Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
how to boys
boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
geothebio: so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time
jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
codawful: do you ever just feel your eyebrows
mattiefairchild: HE NAMED A BEE AFTER HER HE NAMED A BEE AFTER HER HE NAMED A BEE AFTER HER HE NAMED A BEE AFTER HER
kerfluff: “You named a bee after me?”
changeablelamb: “Let’s say we go stop this bitch.” Dr. Joan Watson
thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
vrrriskers: do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic: its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed idk whether to laugh or cry
flamingpeacock88: feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.